Penis Part
I'm tired of bitching.
I want to buy a Rubicon. I hear they're historically problematic (Jeeps) but maybe the new ones, which look rad, won't be too hard on me. I think I'm ready to get rid of the convertible if you can even remotely believe that. Though more likely than that, I'll get rid of the truck. It's big and boys should live in it.
I'm also over this house. It's not in the least what I thought it would be, which is odd since my career happens to be as an intuitive, so how did I miss that? I've certainly learned a lot there, hosted a lot of classes and get-togethers and generally speaking, experienced some interesting things. It's by a lake, has a great deck, the neighborhood is quiet.
But I want a house that is L-I-G-H-T. Infused everywhere with it. Joyful to walk into. Bright. All my vibrational shifting must translate within my living space most assuredly. So I will manifest that, along with that Rubicon. Which I may switch for a FJ Cruiser. I don't know. When the money descends from the heavens, I will make that call.
In summation, I actually feel very good about this whole 2012 thing, despite my propensity to re-enter dysfunctional patterns with people who consistently make me insane. I don't want to do that next year. If I'm with someone, anyone, he's got to be a complement. Maybe it'll be the ex, maybe it will be someone new I meet. I'm honestly open to it not being him or anybody else. I'm good with that. I have a lot of work to crack out, anyway. Sometimes penis people serve only to distract me from my tasks, mainly because of the penis part, which I humbly admit to enjoying.
Still, I'll get it together, penis or no.
I want to buy a Rubicon. I hear they're historically problematic (Jeeps) but maybe the new ones, which look rad, won't be too hard on me. I think I'm ready to get rid of the convertible if you can even remotely believe that. Though more likely than that, I'll get rid of the truck. It's big and boys should live in it.
I'm also over this house. It's not in the least what I thought it would be, which is odd since my career happens to be as an intuitive, so how did I miss that? I've certainly learned a lot there, hosted a lot of classes and get-togethers and generally speaking, experienced some interesting things. It's by a lake, has a great deck, the neighborhood is quiet.
But I want a house that is L-I-G-H-T. Infused everywhere with it. Joyful to walk into. Bright. All my vibrational shifting must translate within my living space most assuredly. So I will manifest that, along with that Rubicon. Which I may switch for a FJ Cruiser. I don't know. When the money descends from the heavens, I will make that call.
In summation, I actually feel very good about this whole 2012 thing, despite my propensity to re-enter dysfunctional patterns with people who consistently make me insane. I don't want to do that next year. If I'm with someone, anyone, he's got to be a complement. Maybe it'll be the ex, maybe it will be someone new I meet. I'm honestly open to it not being him or anybody else. I'm good with that. I have a lot of work to crack out, anyway. Sometimes penis people serve only to distract me from my tasks, mainly because of the penis part, which I humbly admit to enjoying.
Still, I'll get it together, penis or no.


6 comments:
Penis - definitely enjoyable. The men they're attached to - not always enjoyable.
You should get a Subaru. My Subaru kicked every Jeep's ass when we had a shit ton of snow one year. I miss that car.
Here's to a great 2012!!
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. i hear they're great and all, but to me they're tantamount to a minivan or a station wagon. heyallnaww
but my friend Jen loves hers!
The girl drives a Wrangler, it's big and beastly and kicks ass, doesn't feel big when you drive it but people get out of the way, it's also great for driving over those islands in parking lots and beating people to the good spots...
and i'd be inclined to agree with you lovelies about the whole penis thing, many of them come with a lot of baggage attached, and if you think they're distracting to you try having one, i mean really, i'm amazed i get anything done at all.
Thankfully I am wired with a rule that says "Did you ever break up with that person before? Yes? Then, you are done with that person for FOREVER."
Lots of penis in the sea. And it definitely should just be a complement to your life, but dysfunctional patterns are way easier to follow than those functional ones...
The skylights wash out color on the telly screen until it’s painful to watch, and fade the furniture fabric, and can make it bollocks hot in the summer.
And I've had to replace them for leaking. And leaks have waterstained some of the drywall. And sometimes the raccoons poop on them.
But the next house will have them too, I bet. Let the sun shine…in.
love that, JK
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